Santa's List

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There's a feeling in the air that tells me Christmas time is near,
And it won't be long until we hear the songs of mirth and cheer.
So, it's time to trim the tree and hang the mistletoe up high,
For the season's growing FRANTIC, and the time is drawing nigh.
When friends will all come calling, and bestowing Christmas mirth:
A time for love and laughter and peace to all on Earth.
Now's the time to hang the stockings, and make a special wish,
And hope that you've been good enough to make Ol' Santa's list.
Now, he knows we are not perfect, and he knows how hard we try...
But it's hard to stuff a stocking with a six foot six inch guy.
So if you get your wish this year, and I do not get mine...
You better be prepared to share...or I'll whimper, bawl and whine!
He need not be too handsome, he need not be too bright...
But he better be prepared to stay for more than just one night.
For Winter time is frigid, and the gas bills run ski-high,
If you're gonna freeze your "good-parts" off, it best be with a guy!
Now, should you find me Christmas day, with a big smile on my face...
You'll know Ol' Santa finally found his way to Toni's place!

The Hollidays

God, I hate the holidays, the gathering of clans,
The snide, smart innuendos, the best intentioned plans,
The groping and complaining, the sweet, yet sickening smiles,
The painted on expressions...that just go on for miles.
I hate last minute shopping, I really hate the crowds.
I hate the mall on holidays, the music's much too loud.

And yet I love the holidays, when families keep in touch,
When differences are put away, and people care so much.
The giving and the sharing, the grins, the hugs, the winks,
The turkey and the pumpkin pie, the dressing and the drinks.
The wrapping of the presents, the rush that starts to flow,
The twinkle in the children's eyes...at freshly fallen snow.
I love to hear the laughter, I even like the songs.
I like the way I feel inside...like nothing can go wrong.

God, I love the holidays, the gathering of clans,
The funny innuendos, the best intentioned plans.